I Like You Better than Being Bitten by a Turtle

New, and just in time for the big day, is our latest idiotic offering:


I Like You Better Than Being Bitten By A Turtle.

Well? It's true.

Really.

I do like you more than being bitten by a turtle.

Well, most of you.

And hey, it's on more than just a pillow. Click that picture to see all the wonderful Valentine's Day items - including thongs, doggy shirts, and even tote bags so you can carry all your other idiotic stuff!

- Trevor.
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